As most of you know by now I am extremely fucking pissed on the fact that the Kelloggs Co. keeps flooding my fucking TV with shitty advertisements of a fucking queer little piece of shit, known as a mini wheat singing about how it it's whole wheat and it taste great. HOLD THE FUCK ON! "Whole wheat" and "tastes great" should never be used in the same fucking sentence. What really fucking pisses me off is the recent commercial, a mini wheat (Rob Paulsen) walking down the fucking street until he sees this slutty German blonde working in a shit of an establishment. He smells the faggity cinnamon roll and starts floating and ends up being rolled up into a fucking cinnamon roll by an old fucking German. He's sent into a fucking stove, is toasted, and comes out as a cinnamon roll in approx. 4.3 seconds. He breaks out of a fucking cinnamon roll, dressed in a homo lederhosen, and starts doing a fucking retarded dance with a bunch of Germans in the background saying "He's Whole Wheat and He Tastes Great". NO. And if it wasn't that fucking bad they had to go into a fucking chorus with the rest of the faggitories. Then the horror ends. You can see the horror here. The problem with this fucking commercial is it plays every 2 minutes, which seriously pisses me off. Every fucking chanel has this singing faggot on it.

WHAT YOU CAN FUCKING DO

Don't buy their shit cereal. You may think, "Hey I Should Try Some New Shit". But it basically tastes like a bunch of fucking hay rolled up and some artificial flavoring added. You may not know what the fuck that tastes like, but heres an example. Go to your backyard, roll up some fucking grass, and add some fruit punch crystals to it. You have mini fucking wheats.

Please take this seriously, and flip the channel every time you see the commercial, or you might be lured by its faggitory. And every time your getting fucking cereal, bring a marker with you, so every time you see a mini wheats box, write " Faggitory" all over the fucking box. And please for fucks sake, stick to Count Chocula.