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Another Rant: The Michelinia's Commercial

Posted by DCorp - April 17th, 2008


This weeks rant will be focused on the creepyness of this old woman. An old fucking Italian lady that is, with the fakest ass wig I've ever seen. What this Michelina's mamma does is go around and go up to random fucking people and degrade them for their fitness, acting like she could do more fucking better, which she could, if the company didn't hire so many faggitory acters. She hands the food from a random fucking microwave to the weak athletes, acting like eating it would give them more of a chance to this old bitch. First of all, giving the bloody microwavable food won't give them energy, all it would do is add on 40 pounds to make it even harder for this poor girl to climb the fucking wall. And the only reason she could tackle this grown man is because from eating all that shitty microwavable food, she has now have the weight equivilant of a polar bear. Please, take the time to go over this, and never trust old, fucking fat, Italian women with fake fucking wigs.

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Another Rant: The Michelinia's Commercial


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Ugh, microwave food makes me physically sick. Also, I don't trust Fat people with wigs, especially if they can spawn microwaves.

What's scary is the one with the rock climing one. All you see is a microwave coming down attached to a bungee cord.